Hey, look at us
Different shape and sizes and we rock the world
I say
Yo, listen to us
We may not be perfect but we have the facts
We go O~E~O~E~O
Have a nice day
( Once again )
O~E~O~E~O
From us to you
A very good evening we bid to
ladies and gentlemen
Let us entertain you with our
Wierd, yet hillarioustales
About Malaysian
Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians
Huh ? What's that ?
Little persol behaviours or nature
Peculiar to Malaysians
Funny but it's true
That these observations we make
Can be about you
Malaysians by largeooze charm and care
Sensitive and mature
We compromise
And we share
But why is it
Malaysians, when behing the wheels
Mutate into monsters!
Rude...
Selfish...
Dangerous..
Racing taxis, noisy cars
Rushing here, rushing there
rushing here and everywhere!
Immature road bullies
Who smash windscreens and bones
While hooting honking drivers
Impatiently groan
BEEP! BEEP! Eh ! I signaled what!
Signal your own side larh!
My car my space whut!
Oh, dear! is this KL?
Look at how they speak!
Sshhhh!!!
No wonder, kl is the third rudest city in the world
We have drivers
Who turn highways into Formula One track
Hey, guys!
I am better than Micheal Shumacher!
Fleeting motorcylist
Who zig zag their way to death
Vroom~Vroom~
Motorists suddenly slow down
Necks outstrech
Eyes affixed
ACCIDENT~~ACCIDENT~~
Somebody call 991!
Wah! accident ah?
Eh? go buy toto and magnum!
5 big 5 small, 9394 ar...
We ask ourselves, whatever for?
Just note the number plate for digit win
Public toilets
Can't live with them
Yucks!
Can't live without them
I think Im. gonna poop!
Mummy, mumm1 Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat?
No, no darling! At home you seat,
outside you stand!
Malaysians are somewhat unclear
About what goes into where
A peep into public toilets
AAHHHH!
Confirms your worst nightmare
Malaysians
We just love to eat
Ummmm...
We munch n crunch
Chomp and chew
Through a feast of food
Check out the delicacies!
We have
The spiciest
The sweetest
Most sour
And most bitter of food
Nasi lemak
Chappati
Sizzling steak
Char kuey teow
Roti canai
Satay
High teas and buffet galores
Bring kiasus to the fore
Piling thier plates with soooo much food
Still they come for more
For more
And more
And more!
Just to get their money's worth
The results
From size S to XXL
XXL TO....
You get the point??
Obesity
Diabetes
Heart diseaees
( doopdoop~~doopdoop~~tooooo
But then
Every we look we see
Diet pills
Surgeries
It's doesn't make sense
Why don't we just exercise?
There's a time in the year
Where Malaysians behave a little queer
Yesss! The sales are here!
Megasales up to 3o,5o,7o percent of discounts
(~Gasp~)
Buy 2 get 1 free!
Shop til you drop!
Run out of money?
Not to worry!
We have
American Express
Visa card
Master card
One for every occasion!
Spend, spend, spend
Bills, bills, bills
Enjoy now
Regret later
Malaysians have a complex that
Much is more
Biggger is better
Taller is terrific!
Tus, we have
The tallest Twin Towers
The longest canopy walking
The largest cooking contest
The biggest mooncake
(~Gasp~)
Wait!
Not forgetting the number of trees planted
A hundred thousand trees a minute
See, we have them all
If we can't make it
To the Guiness Book of Records
The Malaysian Book of Recors will do,
Thank you!
Having heard our view
Won't you say
Malaysians are
Peculiar in their nature and behaviour?
However
These idiosyncrasies
For better or worrse
In sickness and in health
Oi, no marriage ceremony larh!
Oops!
Mark us as Malaysians
As we stamp our identity
That make us
Malaysians Malaysian!
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